The game of life

I am predominantly:
(birth) ignorant > impressionable > jaded > disillusioned > satisfied (death)

dude can I beat this level already?!

Celebrity alphabet game

If, like me last night, you ever find yourself playing the Celebrity Alphabet Game (Go through all 26 letters of the alphabet and take turns naming a celebrity whose first or last name begins with each letter) and wind up landing on “x” every round, it’s smart to have an arsenal of responses stored. Here’s my list:

xzhibit
malcolm x
deng xiaoping
xavier de rosnay
xander berkeley
xuxa
xerxes (of Persia)

…and if you’re playing the version that allows fictional characters:
xena
charles xavier/professor x

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Canine semantics

Cute puppies, we call them “puppy.” But ugly dogs, they’re just “dog.” This law of attraction trumps all dictionary definitions, and everyone should begin following this rule in all applicable cases to avoid any confusion when talking about canines.